3/2/2023 0 Comments Carla elite white dressYou’ll never forget where you were (probably on your couch) when the lights went out at the club and you saw the fluorescent paint Rebe had soaked her purse in to expose Samu as the traitor who let her drug kingpin mother get arrested. But since it only involves a select few, drama-wise, and no one dies or almost dies, it’s landed back here on the list. The Blackout Party reveal at Teatro Barceló is truly one of the best moments of Elite, full stop. I mean, anytime the host is puking in the sink, you know it’s a halfway decent party. But other big incidents take place, including: Guzmán showing up to “protect” his sister, only to discover his BFF Ander lied to him about coming to this party and then attacking him when he thinks Omar is dealing him drugs Nadia drinking the spiked punch and then asking Guzmán to take her to his swimming pool and of course, Marina and Nano hooking up in the bathroom while Samu, very much in love with Marina, is outside. Truly, a terrifying moment in which one should clutch their pearls. Really this party could make this list based solely on the fact that at one point brothers Samuel and Nano beatbox and rap together. That’s, like, a regular Wednesday morning for these kids. I mean, did you hear? Wine cave! However, the shenanigans going on inside said cave are pretty normal for Elite: You know, most days these kids are dealing with things like Guzmán’s deep hatred for Samu and the working class, Marina using Samu to infuriate her parents, Guzmán walking in on his dad doing lines of coke, Guzmán and Samu discovering their best friends Ander and Omar are hooking up by finding them having sex between wine barrels, and Carla making out with both Polo and Christian in front of her mom and all of her mom’s celebrity friends just to stick it to her. The party Marina and Guzmán’s parents throw in Carla’s mother’s wine cave to rehab their image after that whole “school building collapse” scandal certainly has the most dramatic location of any party on this show. Does this signal Lu’s putting all the drama behind her? That would be a real tragedy. Don’t get me wrong, there’s still lots of drama, but this is from the girl who blackmailed a teacher! Who sent out the video of Nadia and Guzmán doing it in the locker room! Who secretly fucks her brother! You’d just expect more than simply Lu discovering Nadia’s boyfriend Malick making out with Nadia’s brother Omar in the bathroom, and people longingly staring at the people they love but can’t have while dancing with their significant others. Our headband Queen Lu’s “role reversal” Valentine’s Day party, in which all the boys have to dress skimpy and the girls are buttoned up, is surprisingly low on the drama for a party meant to cover up the fact that Lu has been completely cut off from her dad’s fortune. But which party over the course of three seasons is the most dramatic of them all? Let’s find out. So, like, maybe parties aren’t so cool after all? Regardless of what you think of parties in general, the parties on Elite are always, at the very least, dramatic. On Elite, you may think you’re going to a party to blow off some steam after a particularly grueling week trying to be top of the class at Las Encinas High School, or to “help” a “charity,” but really you’re just going to a gathering where secrets are exposed, bad decisions are made, and you literally could be murdered. For the teens on Elite, Netflix’s Spanish horny, murder-y high school show, parties are a whole other beast. Hey, remember parties? For us normals, a party is this thing when a lot of people come together for general frivolity and merriment, and usually there is music and sometimes cake. My greatest wish for these people is that they one day attend a party where not one single person gets accidentally murdered.
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